Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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