My nipple is on Facebook.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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