I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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