after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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