So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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