therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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