i just wanna soil my oats bro
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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