He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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