Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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