Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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