Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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