everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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