i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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