im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
MIDGETS
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apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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