That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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