They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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