Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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