I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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