no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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