Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
