a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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