I cannot find my penis.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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