I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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