no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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