there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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