absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This is my gift to your gina
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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