real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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