it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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