How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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