but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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