It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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