nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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