I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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