From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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