3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
How naked do you want me to be?
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