Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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