I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
