I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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