i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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