Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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