would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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