I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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