Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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