after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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