If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wish you could order shots online.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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