new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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