we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
