We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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