Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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