Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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