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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I really want to fuck my wifes sister.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.

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  So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof

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  They're waiting for you to die

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick

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