Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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