If i come over, it means nothing
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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