I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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