Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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