If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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