PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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